I'm endeavouring to stop being such a saddo and get out more, hoping to maybe even catch me one of them strange women folk, as it's been a while since the last one escaped...

Trouble is I'm a little shy when it comes to meeting new people, especially ones that I may be interested in stalking.
So any tips / chatup lines would be most appreciated, especially ones you have personally used or that worked on you.
The only ones I know would result in a well merited slap in the chops!